Happiness

“Oh if it isn’t dwebby Debbie come to beg for her old life back. I should start making you bring me my morning coffee too seeing as this is becoming a daily routine for you. The old lamer me might have taken pity on you but that was before I stole your life and realized how fun it is to be a bitch.”

“If I knew that the ring I bought at the antique store could make it so I was born to your rich parents instead of you I would done this years ago. Thankfully the memories of being a spoilt bitchy brat came with the swap so it feels like I’ve been your bully all this time instead of the other way around.”

“Having all this money meant I didn’t have to work fast food and could focus on my looks and my body. It also meant I looked down on worms like you. Of course you know all this because this was your life once but you’ll never have it again. I always thought that money couldn’t buy happiness but that was when I was a poor loser like you are now. Now get the fuck off my property.”