Live, Bitch, Repeat

Monday, Loop 7

“Please Ashley can we not do this now? I’ve had a very long… week so can you not bully me right now. Yes I know it’s only Monday but… oh what the hell you won’t remember this tomorrow and I doubt you’ll believe me. This is the 7th time I’ve relived this day. You see I’m stuck in this loop where I repeat the same day over and over and I can’t find a way to break it. So everyday around this time you are there to bully me and I can never convince you not to and I see today is to be the same.”

Monday, Loop 29

“Listen Ashley I have a deal for you, how about I give you all this money and you don’t bully me today? Where did I get all of this? I stole it from my mom she won’t rem- I mean she won’t know it’s even gone. You’ll agree? Oh thank god. You want me to hangout with you as you spend it? Why? So because I stole this money you think I’m not some sort of dork anymore? Sure let’s go spend the money then.”

Monday, Loop 40

“I look hot? Thanks Ashley, this is actually an outfit a friend picked out for me. You know even though you bully me I’ve always looked up to you. You’re so sexy and strong and confident. You’re my role model. I wished so much to be just like you. You’re serious? You want to teach me to be more like you? Like a mentor? I could never be as hot as you or as confident. It would take me weeks to be learn to be a fraction like you but I guess I have the time.”

Monday, Loop 93

“Good eye Ashley it is the new Gucci fall collection. Of course you’d know you’re always in the most fashionable designs. I’m literally in awe of you. The way you are so commanding and bitchy to everyone while looking like a million dollars is so cool. Even yesterday when it was me you were bullying I couldn’t help but wonder how you do it. I don’t think I could ever bully another person like you do. You want to show me your tips? Well ok just some I don’t want to be too mean, although no one will even care how mean I was by tomorrow.”

Monday, Loop 155

“Give me a second Ashley I’m just telling this loser to make sure she doesn’t get in my way again. Don’t you just love picking on dorks like her? Of course you do because only yesterday I was a nerd like her and you were enjoying every second of bullying me. Amazing what a day makes but I’m glad you did it, I was weak but you made me strong. Wait you want to be friends? Oh my god Ashley that’s all I ever wanted. Call you Ash? Oh babe that’s so hot just like us. So what should we do? Boys? Oh Ash that sounds so hot but I have to tell you I don’t have a lot of experience with getting guys but then again I’ve never looked this good.”

Monday, Loop 200

“Hey Ash, you’re looking so fucking hot today, is that new lipstick? Oh thanks I am looking pretty gorgeous today aren’t I? It’s amazing what some clothes and makeup can do. I know you and I have had our differences in the past but why should two hotties like us be fighting when we could be BFFs? With that in mind, why don’t you and I play a little hooky today and go crash a college party and get us some men. Am I experienced? Yeah babe you could say that. Now let’s go there’s only so many hours in the day.”

Monday, Loop 271

“Come on Ash stop being such a drag! We’re in the apartment of two rich well hung guys and you want to bail? How do I know they’re well endowed? Well let’s just say I’ve been doing months of research at all the most upscale clubs and these two I can guarantee are not only blessed downstairs but also know how to use their blessings. What? Seriously? You’re a virgin? But you’re Ashley J, the biggest slut in school. You spread rumours about your sex life just to seem more bad ass? You’re pathetic, to think I looked up to you but now I’m better than you in every way. I’m hotter, bitchier and fucked more guys than you too. Oh god you’re crying? You’re suck a fucking loser. Go cry home virgin and leave these guys to me, a real bad ass bitch.”

Tuesday

“What the? I’m not in my bed? I’m in the same lush apartment as last night instead? The loop is finally broken. Mmmm it all makes sense now, I wished to be like Ashley and when I finally surpassed her in every way the loop broke. I couldn’t become like her overnight, it had to take months of practice and mmmmm those months sure were fun but it’s time I get on with my life and take my rightful place as the new head bitch at school. Now that I know Ashley’s secret I’ll be able to knock that phoney off her pedestal. Oh yessss it’s making me so wet just thinking about it. Time to wake up one of my men from last night, hmmm but which one?”